My coupon is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my coupon is useless. Without my coupon, I am useless. I must workout with my coupon true. I must workout with my coupon harder than any HIM.
My coupon and I know what matters most, it’s not the time in my garage or the time in my trunk or the number of times we show up together and post. It’s the number of reps we do together.
My coupon is human, even as I, because it is my life, thus I will treat it as a brother, we will become part of each other.